Professor Dolphin Knew Best


A journalism and corporate writing background conditioned me into thinking I was ready to swim out to the Island of Non-Fiction and string up a nice hammock between two palms.

I’d drop a lobster trap off the rocky side of the island, carefully keep my matches dry and write thought-provoking, interesting non-fiction forevermore.

I would pen magazine articles, essays, editorials.

I’d turn out how-to’s, recipe books, child-rearing booklets, and sundry other juicy projects. *Don’t you just love the sound of sundry?*

Dip into family genealogy.

Try my hand at middle-grade articles about camping or friendship or about believing in yourself.

Case closed.

Alas!

You might say I experienced a curve “wave.”

While splashing my way to the Island of Non-Fiction about seven years ago, a peculiar, mystical creature emerged from my turquoise tropical dream like a tenured professor wearing a dolphin suit and a tutorial expression.

I attempted to swim around him to get to my island, but the aquatic grampus was too swift and blocked my every move.

Sensing he would not speak to me until I stopped flailing, I quietly dog paddled and waited. He seemed pleased.

“Jodi, you won’t be going to the Island of Non-Fiction,” Professor Dolphin said, fixing me with a solemn mien.

“What! You have to be joking! I love shells and pretty sunsets over the waves.”

“That’s the problem,” he said. “From now on, fiction is the new non-fiction for you.”

“But I don’t know anything about writing fiction,” I whined.

“Exactly,” the slick, grey mammal smiled. “Happy plotting, Jodi. May all your dreams be themes. May your characters ever be fleshy and your mid-book chapters sodden with thrills.”

I remember swallowing a lot of brine when he said that.

With a wink, Professor Dolphin dove head first into the majestic azure and white waves … towing my safe and comfortable Island of Non-Fiction behind him.

I stared until he and the island became as tiny as fly specs. Then I turned and swam into my future.


Are you doing something you never dreamed you would do? Did you once think you would never live in a place you live now? Have you made any bold claims about your life that you had to “eat” later on?

I’d love to hear about it.

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If you like Sassy, Danger and Mystery, you'll love my any-age novels. Silki, the Girl of Many Scarves: SUMMER OF THE ANCIENT and Silki, the Girl of Many Scarves: CANYON OF DOOM are available at your nearest Barnes & Noble Bookseller, on this website, Amazon, B&N.com and more. For your convenience, it’s also available on Kindlethe Nook and most other eBook readers.

Book Three of the Silki trilogy, VALLEY OF SHADOWS, launches Spring 2017. Here's a quick synopsis:

Bummed that yet another summer has passed all too quickly, Silki and her best friend Birdie head out for one last hurrah at the Navajo Nation Fair. When the fun is overshadowed by the theft of a famous horse, Silki is plunged into a baffling adventure teeming with international undercurrents and intrigue. What’s more, boy-crazy Birdie is fluttering her eyelashes at Silki’s good-looking, visiting cousin at every turn, and Rez legend Old Man Concho is coughing up secrets dating back to 1942. What possible connection could he have to the Japanese tourists, and will Silki discover an ancient truth about the Valley of Shadows in time to save Lava, the leader of the Ghost Herd, as well as salvage her own broken heart?

Meet my CANYON OF DOOM AND VALLEY OF SHADOWS illustrator, the Drawing Hands.

Jodi Lea Stewart was born in Texas and grew up in Apache County on a cattle ranch near Concho, Arizona. She left the University of Arizona in Tucson to move to San Francisco, where she learned about peace, love and exactly what she didn't want to do with her life. Since then, Jodi graduated summa cum laude with a BS in Business Management, raised two children, worked as an electro-mechanical drafter, penned humor columns for a college periodical, wrote regional western articles and served as managing editor of a Fortune company newsletter. She currently resides in Texas and New Mexico with her husband, two Standard poodles, two rescue cats and numerous gigantic, bossy houseplants. SUMMER OF THE ANCIENT is Jodi's debut novel and Book One of the Silki, the Girl of Many Scarves trilogy. CANYON OF DOOM came next, and VALLEY OF SHADOWS hits the shelves summer of 2016, completing this exciting and fun adventure-mystery set in the Navajo Nation. Next on the horizon? A historical mystery novel set in the 1930s told through the eyes of a sharecropper's daughter.

8 thoughts on “Professor Dolphin Knew Best

  1. Sara Walpert Foster

    You always make me smile when I read your blog. I love Professor Dolphin and that his remark made you swallow a lot of brine. Good luck with your novel. I’m planning on going on Amazon now and downloading to my Kindle. I have a backlog but when I get to read it, I will let you know my thoughts (if you want me to)!

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    1. Jodi Lea Stewart Post author

      I’m grateful for that brine, Sara. It’s purifying. Of course I want your feedback after reading my Silki novel! It’s amazingly hard to get feedback (and Amazon reviews!) I know what you mean about a reading backlog. My stack is growing…and some of it is electronic. If we ever catch up, we might blow a gasket, huh? Thanks for coming by.

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  2. Barbara Forte Abate

    Your posts are always such fun, Jodi, and yet infinitely wise — must be a southwest thing :-D

    I’ve learned to keep all my bold claims in my own head to keep from having to eat them later, and while I have no hesitation about dreaming BIG, I try to remember to leave the door open, for when something better comes along and wants to come in.

    “May all your dreams be themes. May your characters ever be fleshy and your mid-book chapters sodden with thrills.” Now, that’s what I call a magnificent parting wish.

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    1. Jodi Lea Stewart Post author

      Well, talk about pump me up so much my head may not fit through the door! Thank you for those wonderful comments, Barbara. I love what you said about leaving the door open for something better to come in. If we don’t do that, we might miss our true calling…you know, the IT, the X-FACTOR of our writing lives. Come back soon!

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  3. Cora Ramos

    I like your character Professor Dolphin. I couldn’t help thinking your book would be a good candidate for Scholastic publishing–goes to all the schools. Have you ever tried to go that route?

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    1. Jodi Lea Stewart Post author

      Cora, I have to agree with you. The Silki series was written and designed for entertainment as well as cultural immersion into the Navajo way of life. The glossary at the end shares much of the terminology and language of the Diné (Navajo word for The People). I was excited to the extreme recently when my publicist said I was getting a review next month in School Library Journal! That’s a great first step in getting this series into schools and libraries. Thank you so much for your insightful comments and for taking time to visit!

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  4. Tammy Hinton

    Very interesting article: historical, practical, and medicinal. My roots are also in Oklahoma. It is amazing what our ancestor achieved from so few resources. I have taken yucca root for arthritis since a doctor in 1988 told me I needed both knees replaced. They’re still original and still working. Yucca was an Indian remedy. Count me in as your newest fan.

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    1. Jodi Lea Stewart Post author

      Well, I couldn’t do any better than to have a fan like you, Tammy. Thank you!

      Yucca root for arthritis…now why aren’t they loudly touting that? I always wonder why science and natural medicine can’t have a powwow. I’ll bet the naturalists would be more willing to do that than the medical doctors, don’t you? You come back soon, hon. I’ll be waiting!

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